The Colony of Ethnon Army is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Marcus Antonius with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.91 billion Soldiers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tony's Place. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The very strong Ethnonian Serviceman economy, worth 315 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,372 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

A Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Ethnon Army #1 for number twos, equality looks curiously unequal, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Ethnon Army's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ethnon Army is ranked 255,833^rd in the world and 9,410^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.